ilovett:

the worst type of procrastination is the one where you’re totally insistent that you’re going to be productive, so you spend hours on tumblr, but refuse to catch up on tv shows or anything because “i’m going to work in like a second”

(via jona3santi)

xdarkslasherzx:

carysgotafanblog:

vote-anglosaxon:

ladydrace:

thetomska:

The Sex Talk: YouTube edition.

This video could have saved literally hundreds of thousands of people the embarrassment of the sex ed of my school days, holy crap. So useful. Saving this for about 10 years until my kid needs the talk.

THEY INCLUDED ASEXUALITY AND DEMISEXUALITY FOR ONCE!

I just got more information in 6 minutes about sex than I was ‘taught’ at school

Tomska is the best

(via sunkissed-and-broken)

astrocas:

Based on The tiny book of tiny stories by Joseph Gordon-Levitt

(via sunkissed-and-broken)

What is love to you?

(Source: scamanders, via sweetscarlett)

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via sweetririfan)

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

(via chriscblack)

i-effed-it-all-up:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she plays 8 different people who have the same face

(via hersupersoldier)

blushy-fallen-angel:

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:



perfect usage of that gif

Reblogging just because of the gif.

blushy-fallen-angel:

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:

perfect usage of that gif

Reblogging just because of the gif.

(via tulililli)

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

(Source: sharhk, via demonhael)

As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

(via ohmymangum)