the-kellephant:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

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I still laugh at this every single time I see it.

(Source: bitchpleaseteachme, via library-of-miscellaneous-subtext)

Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

huffy-lemon:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.

You are the best kind of teacher

(via buckybaarnees)

hyperionwitch:

twilightsnumberoneassistant:

((*masses button till it breaks*))

dude LITERALLY WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT PRESS THIS

(via library-of-miscellaneous-subtext)

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

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mishasminions:

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

#PHOTOGRAPHY

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memomoo:

I never knew that.Thanks Stats Canada.

memomoo:

I never knew that.Thanks Stats Canada.

(Source: wartortles, via britishpastry)

how the beginning of age of ultron should go

  • tony: hey guys
  • tony: what if i made an ultra-intelligent system that can detect threats and eliminate them instantly
  • pepper: tony
  • rhodey: tony no
  • steve: that is literally the exact same thing hydra did and i just blew them up what is wrong with you
  • natasha: aren't you supposed to be a genius
  • bruce: at least you ran it by the rest of us before you actually built the thing so we could stop you
  • tony: ...
  • tony: about that
  • steve: tony what the fuck
  • tony: i'll just turn it off no biggie
  • ultron: *goes out of control and starts blowing up cities*
  • tony: fuck
  • tony: i fucked up

onebuttscratcher:

Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.

++ MORE HERE

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almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

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(Source: wesleyaccola, via dustyfooted)